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free ghost stories ebook: send us your own stories...
A free ghost stories ebook containing the Blancminge team's family ghost story collection, for instant download. Why not email us your best ghost stories and we'll include them for fun, free, no strings attached? Let's build the planet's biggest e-anthology of spine chilling scariness!
free poetry ebook: The Almost-Elephant
A short collection of new, original poems including Helen of Troy, Bus Trance, The almost-elephant, Seasons and Squirrel Costume. Watch out for our next slim yet exciting volume of poems and prose, due out in time for Christmas 2011.
free SEO and marketing ebook: DIY marketing guide
Freelance copywriter and blancminge team member Kate Naylor writes a popular B2B DIY marketing, copywriting and SEO blog. Our marketing eguide collects all Kate's posts into one very useful volume. Not only that, the deal includes a FREE updated issue every month to keep your online marketing up to date. 397 pages and growing, last updated early January 2012.
free freelancer eguide: 25 tips for freelancers
25 tips for freelancers: If you're about to embark on freelance life, or you're already a freelancer but struggling with the lifestyle, this little ebook is for you. Blancminge author Kate Naylor has freelanced for almost a decade so she has a hoard of useful, simple hints and tips to pass on. Everything you need to keep you sane, happy, efficient, effective and fulfilled when working from home alone!
free cats ebook: 21 simple tips for complete cat happiness
21 tips for a really happy cat: Cats are much harder to 'read' than dogs because they're solitary animals. Get it right and you'll have a best friend for life, a loving, warm creature who's touchingly loyal to you and your family. Get it wrong and they'll do terrible things. Pee in your bed, sulk, hide, howl and claw the furniture. All of which is best avoided. Here's how to make the most of your moggie.
free funny ebook: Blancminge!
Blancminge: 132 pages of giggling material, a very funny ebook packed with weird and surreal conversations and snippets of chat overheard in UK pubs, clubs, restaurants, buses, trains, cafes and coffee bars. Blancminge is stuffed with one-sided mobile phone classics, inane chat, crazy confessions and Monty Python-inspired theories for a better, sillier world. The UK public are the real stars of this superb little ebook.
free comedy ebook: Fluffy Lips
Fluffy Lips: A volume of hilarious business directory submissions and crazy company descriptions that's big on laughs! Hop over the the Fluffy Lips page for a taster of this contemporary comedy classic. The perfect funny ebook gift for geeks, internet bunnies, english teachers... and absolutely everyone who loves the english language. A fun gift any time of year.
free garden design ebook: DIY garden design guide
Do you want to transform a boring outdoor space into a beautiful, exciting garden full of surprises and visual delights? If you're on the brink of hurling yourself out of the kitchen window in despair over your garden, take heart. Here's how to turn it into something very special. 21 top hints, artistic ideas and common sense tips.
free inspirational ebook: Being Happy
According to some scientists, humans are hard-wired for spirituality. But where do you hang your spiritual feelings if you're not religious? Have you though about building your own 'religion'? Our menu-based spiritual framework is a sensible, fun way for atheists to enjoy a lively spiritual life without so much as a sniff of a god or deity. No saints, no sinners and no miracles. Just common sense ways to live a happy life.
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